Vinay just took me to the playroom and said- he wanted to show me something.

He showed me a picture of him and me at the Dubai Mall Aquarium.

Me: Okay…?

Him: You look so different!!

Me: I guess I’m not that fat any more.

V: (pats my stomach) Hmmm.

Vinay: Mama- I think your spirit animal is a dog.

Me: why?

V: because you’re loving and kind. Me: then why’s yours a lion?

V: I took a quiz. But also I have good hair.