Yesterday evening I had a conversation with V that I didn’t think I’d have to have for a long time…
Me: Vinay, what are you doing?
V: I’m touching my nooni!
Silence (as I’m unsure of what to say)
V: Mama, are you have a nooni?
Me: No Vinay, mama doesn’t have a nooni.
V: Yes mama have nooni.
Me: No Vinay, only boys have noonis and mama is a girl.
V: Papa have a nooni?
Me: Yes. Papa has a nooni.
V: Mama also have nooni. Mama remove your pants and show me!
Thankfully the phone rang just then and we both got distracted.
Hilarious conversation, yes.
But what will I say when he asks me what girls have if not noonis?
I do NOT want to use words like hoo-ha and vajayjay!