Inadequacy

So there’s this thing…  It’s a thing I can’t do.

It’s a thing that makes me feel inadequate as a woman and I find it very embarrassing.

However, I decided I had to share it because there must be others out there like me…

So, the thing is…

*whispers*

I don’t know how to fasten my bra behind my back.

There.  I said it.  *hangs head in shame*

It’s not like I haven’t tried.  I have.  But I just can’t do it!

I can’t get the hooks and eyes lined up correctly.  And if I do line them up correctly, I can’t get them to fasten!

Please, please – someone – please tell me I’m not the only one!