Dear Hub,

When I worked, I woke up at 5.30am *every* morning.  I ensured that I did not wake you while I was getting ready. 

I did not open and close various cupboard doors and drawers (I took my clothes out the night before).  

I did not slam the bathroom door (I turned the handle first).  

I crept around like a little mouse, walking on my tiptoes (I did not sound like an elephant had been let loose in our bedroom).  

I did not answer my phone while you were sleeping (I went to another room). 

I made sure that I got everything I needed before I left (I did not leave and come back 6 times).

Yours forever, Wife x

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Dear Rolo,

I know you are a dog, but I have always said that you are like my first child.  You sleep in our room and yes, on our bed.  But that does not mean you have to bark at *every single* noise you hear in the night.  I know you are frightened of thunder, but just curl up on the bed with us – you don’t need to bark! 

STOP it!

Your owner.

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Dear BlackBerry,

Please stop ringing and pinging while I’m still asleep.  

I do love you to bits – but sometimes I forget to put you on silent.

Don’t know what I’d do without you…

Love, Me

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