This is another one the ‘Children Say the Funniest Things’ that I had written in my log.  I hope you find it as funny as I did/do!

Three of the children were sitting together at a table.  The first child looked out of the window and said, ‘God’s crying again’.  (It was raining).

Child number two said, ‘Yep!  It’s the third time he’s crying today, isn’t it?’

The third child looked up from her work, looked out the window and said, ‘Yes, but you know when there’s thunder it’s God’s floopsies (farts)!  At least there’s no poo falling from the sky!’

Of course all three of them collapsed with laughter.  And I wanted to also – but I just had to stop them!