V: Mama see! I’m eating banana chips!
Me: Oh that’s nice. Yummy.
V: Would you like to have one?
Me (in absolute shock): Oh, yes please! Will you give me one?
V: No! It’s all for me.
I remembered that I had a small packet of Oreos in my handbag and went off to get them. I went into the playroom, sat on the sofa and started eating them.
V: Mama, I want one.
Me: Nope. You can’t have. They’re all mine.
V: But why?
Me: You didn’t give me any of your banana chips, so why should I give you one of my cookies?
V: Because sharing is caring!